Benjamin

A horrible French loser who is french. Need I say more, the french are horrible

I hate Benjamin

by Rohey wohey January 21, 2022

Benjamin

A Cocktail made with equal parts scotch or rye and pickle juice, and a splash of dry vermouth. Garnish with a pickle spear and a cocktail olive or onion, on the rocks.

I had like nine Benjamins man, you can't hold that against me.

by cocktailXpert January 14, 2011

Benjamin

Accident

Man you are a Benjamin waiting to happen.

by Mr. Røbøt November 20, 2016

Benjamin

The shittiest of cunts :)

Benjamin is a shitcunt

by onwednesday'swewearpink August 2, 2016

Benjamin Franklin

When you are "founding" out that you are the "father" of a child age 3 or younger

I went to my ex's house, and she Benjamin Franklin'd me. I owe $5,000 in child support

by Sean HAN April 15, 2009

benjamin slap

When one is hit in the face with a large fish

Luke was angry at Rob for being a bitch and gave him a big benjamin slap

by Luke Rowlands March 21, 2008

Owen Benjamin

Owen Benjamin of America, shepherd of goats, king of bears, slayer of wizards, breaker of spells. In Owens free time you may find him playing the piano or trying to get Red Pill Rooster out of the Blackberry bush, but most of the time you will find him with his family.

Have you seen how tall Owen Benjamin is? He’s almost 25 rogans!

by Texas Bear August 25, 2019