Rude Awokening

When someone gets roasted on social media or fired for saying the wrong thing and offending some snowflakes

Joe just got fired for telling a something phobic joke..
He got a rude awokening

by the canceledone June 12, 2023

rude head mcdumbface

Those people who are just so inconsiderate, mean, and overall just a bunch of douche bags. Only use this on the biggest of assholes, also, Twitter is not allowed to use this term as Twitter itself is a rude head mcdumbface.

Jack: “Have you heard about what Blake is saying and doing to people?”
Anna: “Yeah he’s such a rude head mcdumbface.”

by You are pretty cool ngl :) December 14, 2020

Rude

vigorous or hearty.

Isabel had always been in rude health

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024

Rude

Jonathan.

Jonathan is rude.

by Hdydd October 11, 2025

Rude

being rude to someone is insulting someone or something for no good reason.

“Alessandro called me annoying, i didnt do anything wrong. It was very rude.”

by AAAAAAash February 9, 2024

Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023

Rude witty

The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.

There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.

Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.

by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011