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rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can
That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!
by Candyman Can June 22, 2018
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ruded

Via BBM. When someone reads a BBM you've sent and doesn't respond.
Mike saw the message I sent and def ruded me. That bastard.
by Andrea Jean May 25, 2011
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Elias Rude

The Elias Rude (/bə.ˈnoʊ.boʊ/ or /ˈbɒ.nə.boʊ/; Penis paniscus), formerly called the pygmy chimpanzee and less often, the dwarf or gracile dick, is an endangered small penised ape and one of the two penis-species making up the genus Penis; the other is Penis troglodytes, or the common small-penise-chimpanzee. Although the name "small-penise-chimpanzee" is sometimes used to refer to both penis-species together, it is usually understood as referring to the common small-ass-ick-in-my-mum-chimpanzee, whereas Penis paniscus is usually referred to as the Brazzers account.
A dude in my class was such an Elias Rude today.

STOP BEEING SO ELIAS RUDE!
by Your Alias November 30, 2016
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Rude

roughly made or done; lacking subtlety or sophistication.
A rude coffin
by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024
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Rude Monster

"Chloe's being such a rude monster rn..."
by PoobyThornley April 16, 2023
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Being rude

Being rude to other people for no reason, Selfish,
Carter Numin was being rude for no reason and kept punching peope for no reason
by VoltagePlayz April 29, 2020
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Rude witty

The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.

There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.
Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.
by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011
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