bagel ass

"when you got a flat ass"
-ham

(mostly referring to princess sophia's bagel ass)

Nathan: You got a bagel ass
(*just so u know, sophie is flat as fucc*)
Sophia: I do not have a bagel ass

by a dissapointment August 2, 2018

Bagel Meister

A loud fat jewish, slouch bastard who thinks he's better than everyone, but sucks a lot of booty holes.

Gurmit thinks he's cool but he's really a Bagel Meister!

by whenjoedumpsonyou January 3, 2019

Bagel

Bread with a hole in it.

I broke my bread, now it’s a bagel.

by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019

Undercover Bagel

Undercover Bagel, or "UCB" for short, is a term used for a jewish person with a non-jewish sounding name.

Not to be confused with "Pizza Bagel" - a person that is both jewish and italian.

Did you see the size of John Smith's nose?
He's an undercover bagel.
Oh, that explains it.

by Colt Mcforties January 4, 2009

tird bagel

To yell randomly IN class when you forgot to do your homework

AWW tird bagel I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK

by FUCKY THE DRUNK CLOWN February 12, 2010

Ted Bagel

To shit in a girl's pussy after completing intercourse; i.e. topping her bagel.

Last night I had amazing sex with this really hot girl! After I came, I turned around and gave her a Ted Bagel to top it all off.

by Sea Shell Sally April 11, 2011

Babe-bagel

A young, attractive female. Similar to the term "stud-muffin" for men.

Back at the height of her popularity, a lot of young men fancied Cindy Lauper. Cindy was a true babe-bagel.

by curry_donut April 26, 2011