Baldness

What max is and has.

Usually means no hair and is a comical joke.

Me: max stop being so bald.
Max: no I can't I'm the best HBG PLAYER.
Me: No that's just your baldness

by Tokyosdomain June 28, 2025

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badnewsing

The act of delivering bad news professionally.

Liza is badnewsing from 9am-5pm. She has 12 clients to deliver bad news to.

by Jay Tees October 19, 2025

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baydn • Bayan • Bayonne • badness • bayne • Bayonetta • Braydn • Bayang • bayden • bayani

Baldn't

Someone who is not bald.

“He’s not bald, he’s Baldn't”

— coined by Umut Çakırcı (2025)

I’m not bald, I’m baldn’t yet. Give me another five years.

— coined by Umut Çakırcı (2025)

by hopesand October 21, 2025

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Bayonne Blowout

When a guy from Bayonne lets his girl strap up on him and pet his brown kitty nice.

Duffy- Yo did you hear Squirt let Lola give him a Bayonne Blowout
Jack- Yeah Squitty’s a freak

by BertrudeYT January 12, 2026

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Rusty Bayonette

When a woman is impregnated while participating in anal intercourse... Details are left to the imagination.

Bro 1: Dude, you know that girl Rachel?
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!

by arr1029384756 September 6, 2011

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