mayonnaise baptism

Ejaculating all over a girl's forehead. Must cover area between the eyebrows and hairline.

"Did you see what OJ did to that girl! He gave her a proper mayonnaise baptism!"

by Player_in_the_hood October 17, 2015

chinese bathtub

A bathtub you eat chinese food in. But you can only eat it while drunk or it doesn't count.

Hey guys guess what time it is
Time for shots and alcohol in the chinese bathtub.

by Drunkerooni March 25, 2017

Burrito Baptism

When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.

Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.

by 3/5 man September 11, 2019

Barcelona Bathtub

The performer wets their finger and starts rimming the human instrument's asshole. When the pressure is right, the instrument farts, producing a pure tone. With practice full songs can be replicated.

The maestro performed the Pokemon Theme Song in B Flat-ulence with the Barcelona Bathtub technique.

by ArdenAC May 24, 2021

Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive

Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive is slang for Lysergic acid diethylamide or LSD.

Blaine is coming to the city from Naperville and has 7 tabs of Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive. Lets take them, ditch Blaine and head to the Adler Planetarium and trips balls.

by Quicky312 October 8, 2021

Kanye Baptism

The act of listening to all of Kanye's albums in order, no listening to any other music during your Kanye baptism.

Person 1: Did you do your Kanye Baptism to prepare for Donda 2?
Person 2: Yea, it took me two weeks but im officially a kanyist now

by kanyefan2004 February 18, 2022

southern baptist desecration

The new and improved term for the southern baptist convention; adopted pursuant to the scandalous, irreverant, systemic and criminal mis-management of sexually abusive clergy.

Hey, how about those catholic kid fuckers? They should be burned for that shit!
Better be careful about throwing stones; the southern baptist desecration comes pretty close.
What????

by YAWA May 23, 2022