An inflammation of the anus due to excessive irritation from frequent anal intercourse. The association with Tallagh originates from a dramatic increase of anal inflammation seen in the south Dublin town of Tallagh during the summer of 2004.
"Decko has to stand on the bus for 3 weeks due to the fact that he has Tallagh Bagel so can't sit down without experiencing discomfort"
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Get the Corey the bagel mug.A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.
Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."
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