Brandon 

A bitch ass, punk ass, ho ass, trick ass, fuckboy ass, pillowmunching ass, weed wasting ass, Boy Scout ass, poser ass, motherfucker. He'll be all big behind your back but he'll shit his pants at the slightest sign of danger, he loves getting fucked up the ass by dogs and guzzles cum by the gallon

Ewwww why does it smell like dried cum? Oh that's right, Brandon's here

Brandon by Nonewniggas February 24, 2015

Brandon 

The biggest asshole and TRY HARD you will ever meet.

OMG he is such a Brandon, I hate that kid.

Brandon by whycantwebefriends September 3, 2014

brandon 

a lyin ass hetero who vapes and cheats on cool girls

brandons a fucking cuck!

brandon by broccolibutt July 7, 2016

Brandon 

Very intellectual but is very annoying too, he will make you feel like shit. He is very contained but rarely he does go into a breakdown mode.

You are such a Brandon

Brandon by ThatOneGuyThatKnowsAThingOrTwo February 13, 2017

Brandon 

An extremely large cock-block. Will often hump, spank, grab, grind, squeeze, his way into making sure that you do not get laid, kissed, or even hugged by a female. Often seen lurking in the back of a group searching for targets to cock-block.

Dude you were so close to being with that girl, if only that brandon wasn't there you would have had her with you tonight.

Brandon by cockblocka-k August 26, 2010

brandon 

to get your ass kicked in a very pathetic way. Usually the ass kicker is on a sports team, so the ass kicking is publicized in a huge way.

Damn, he got Brandoned! Everyone will be hearing of this by Monday!

brandon by escucha me April 24, 2008

brandon 

a man with a bad taste in mexican women, women in which have more chest and facial hair than him

watch out is a brandon

brandon by aleck January 31, 2008