A person who eats ayam goreng crispy everyday and is the most fat ass people you will ever know. He is also very idiotic and annoying since he eats KFC all day.
He is such a Brandon.
by CursedAlone September 8, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the most cutest and adorable person you could ever meet.He is caring,sweet,sensible,kind,precious,hott,and funny.He is hilarious and supportive.He is athletic and amazing.He is a good listener and has a HUGE personality.And VERY SEXY!!!He is very charming and handsome.He is loyal, and will do anything for the person that he loves.He will live you more than anything in the world!!Anything he says will turn you on!!!He is an overall good person.He is the best boyfriend and friend.He can make you feel special in many ways.If you ever have a Brandon cherish him with all your heart.If you don't then you will REGRET!!Keep him!!!!Never let go!!!
Zoe:Hey, aren't you brandon?
Jocelyn:Yeah, he makes me feel like the only girl in the world!!!I love him so much!!!❤❤
Jocelyn:Yeah, he makes me feel like the only girl in the world!!!I love him so much!!!❤❤
by I LOVE BRANDON😍💗❤ March 29, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. 
by nobodynows July 31, 2016
Get the brandonedmug. Brandon's are super funny and sweet and always know how to make you smile. They are a little shy when you first meet them, but once they warm up to you, they will show you they're crazy side. They are pretty short and sometimes insecure, but they really don't have anything to be insecure about. Their fun personality brings out the best parts in other people, and they do they're best to make you feel as comfortable as possible. They make wonderful boyfriends or husband's, and if you manage to get one to trust you, never let them go.
by Kiwi_Gyp_143 March 31, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. a duche bag. a stupid ass. one who cheats on his girlfriend with ugly ass girls. cunt. a liar. master minipulator. can talk his way out of anything. a guys who goes around from girl to girl.player/ sluttly man. emo . dick.
dont belive a thing brandon says
dont belive a thing brandon says
brandon: i want to be more than friends with you... we have known each other so long and together almost every day. I love you.
girl: i love you too. :)
girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!
girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???
brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.
brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.
so he goes around and plays other girl.
brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!
girl: i love you too. :)
girl leaves for a weekend....comes back.... brandon has a girlfriend now who is not that girl!!!
girl: what happened?? to us?? to me and you ? i leave for one weekend and you have a girlfriend???
brandon: i dont wanna fight. i dont even know how i hooked uop with this girl....i really do love you...i'm so so sorry.
brandon doesnt break up with her for about a week... and expects the girl to right back in his arms.... she's not.
so he goes around and plays other girl.
brandon and girl HATE each other!!!!
by baby h October 20, 2008
Get the brandonmug.