asshole

Someone that won’t let you publish your Urban Dictionary definition because they think you and your words are bullshit.

I wrote definitions for Emily Skinner and Cody Bellinger, but some assholes rejected it!

by ftamicrosoft13 July 28, 2019

Asshole

Non-indigenous person

Everybody is an asshole

by Freetolay August 19, 2017

Asshole

A dumass that kicks you in the ass when you walk by him.

You running into the classroom and you walk by him hi is gonna smash you balls and youre asshole

by dunnel February 24, 2013

Asshole

Central point of the rectum, arrogant, jerk, rude, tool shed, self centered, bigot, most commonly known as a Jack Livingston.

"Hey, I'm Jack" "You're an asshole!"

by whereismytiger August 27, 2013

asshole

the second best part of the female body (the first is the vagina or pussy) it’s her turd cutter, her ballon knot, her brown eye. some are big and loose, some are small and tight, (i prefer tight). don’t be discouraged to lick a girls asshole. sure it’s where their shit comes out, but it doesn’t matter as long as they washed it. besides, some people are into eating shit.

Guy 1: “Hey man guess what I did last night?”
Guy 2: “What’d you do bro?”
Guy 1: “I ate Ashley’s asshole!”
Guy 2: “Oh nice man! How was it?”
Guy 1: “It was amazing!”

by ejh123 May 18, 2019

assholed

The act of being hoodwinked by an annoyingly clever set of circumstances or person.

Nick just assholed me into taking him home and asking for a candy bar as my terms of payment.

by Roger Koff November 20, 2011

asshole

A type of person that treats you with little or no respect for your place a part of the human race.

My neighbor is such an asshole.

by Carly Ford June 2, 2016