Apollo Splash Down

Like a Swan dive, when you have to shit so bad the poop hits the bowl before your ass hits the seat, only you poop with such force your ass is wet.

Jim's IBS is acting up, when he got home he destroyed the bathrooms ecosystem with an apollo splash down

by Jujunum February 22, 2015

apology nudes

Nudes that you receive after a big fight with your significant other or friends with benefits.

Did Tara tell you that Gary sent her apology nudes over snapchat? , I couldn't get over what he said, but he sent me apology nudes, and now everything seems better.

by Txmeless May 13, 2016

Apololies

To lie, while apologizing.

Donald Oh, he's not in? I apololies.

by KaliaKatastrophe April 19, 2017

apolofies

When you disable auto correct and you need to say sorry

Lance sends his apolofies for the wrong spelling

by Literacy God May 13, 2017

Apologizz

An apologizz is when you fight and have amazing make up sex resulting in an orgasm.

Oh man my girl was arguing with me so much last night but we made up with an apologizz

by Tigersblood125 October 7, 2017

Apollogist

A person who uses any means to defend a controversial claim by the State, in particular one who brands any counter-claim a 'conspiracy', the most famous such debate being that the USA landed men on the Moon from 1969 to 1972 in the Apollo missions, hence the deliberate misspelling of the word 'apologist'. Apollogists are the modern day equivalent of the Religious apologetics, who sought to defend inconsistencies of fact and logic in their faith by excusing the author. Likewise, Apollogists attempt to defend inconsistencies in evidence distributed by the State through unsubstantiated claims, diversion, the abuse of natural effects, and the misuse of scientific principles. Unlike their Religious counterparts, Apollogists are inclined to belittle or berate the author of a counter-claim, accusing them of being mindless; having no education or no understanding of a scientific principle; wearing tin-foil hats; on medication; or more recently as being part of a social movement attempting to subvert the State.

As with the Apollo mission to the Moon, the proposed Orion mission to Mars faces an obstacle in passing through the Van Allen radiation belts, which are harmful to life. When interviewed, former NASA astronaut and Apollogist Don Pettit said, "I'd go to the Moon in a nanosecond. The problem is we don't have that technology to do that anymore. We used to but we destroyed that technology and it's a painful process to build it back again."

by rippenburn April 16, 2018

apology date

According to Miss Chelly,

When your man F*ck you up and he asks you on a date its called an apology date!

"He's taking me on an apology date because he f*cked up"

by Miss Chelly March 8, 2018