Amazombie

A customer who thinks that all websites should adopt Amazon's sales tactics, such as free 2-day shipping on anything they buy. (Alludes to Amazon brainwashing people into thinking that all websites should offer what they offer).

This Amazombie gave my online store a bad rating because he thinks he shouldn't have to pay for shipping!

by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017

Speirs The Amazing HD

The best youtuber ever made. He will make you laugh even if your not a fan. Car Lover, and nicest person ever, and not self centered

Yo Speirs The Amazing HD play DOJ more.

by JohnSelig1 November 12, 2017

Amazonesia

The condition one aquires when they order so much stuff from Amazon on a daily basis they know they have ordered something but have no idea what it is when it arrives.

Dammit, i got amazonesia again! I know i have to make sure i receive something at the office today that is important but i cant remember what the heck it is!

by tommybayshore December 30, 2014

Amazonian Slamjob

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob

"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."

by imapython October 24, 2015

the most amazing

When people write the name of their crush/boyfriend/girlfriend as a definition on Urban Dictionary, it's almost ALWAYS certain that their definition is going to begin with these first three words.

Me: I was the editor for Urban Dictionary, and there were so many stupid, uncreative definitions that began with "he/she is the most amazing boy/girl you'll ever meet, I loooooooove him/her soooo much! <3<3" Whoever wrote that definition is stupid and uncreative.

by yaya star December 1, 2010

amazingphil

Phil lester
a lovely guy who is always helpful and funny
He also added me to his circles on google+
thats right fangirls
be jelly

amazingphil
has the most bluest eyes ever.
i love him.

by amazingpoppyisnotonfire May 31, 2014

Amazing Dick Skills

A dude with extreme penile talents used in satisfying their partner.

Roger has amazing dick skills. He can go all night.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017