Alley Ketchup

Someone's blood that isn't yours; usually after a fight.

"My friend Adam came home covered in alley ketchup"

"Damn, is he okay?"

by kelloggs h November 5, 2017

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back alley bobber

A man who is found in the wilderness bobbing apples but on the side kills hookers for fun.

Did you see the back alley bobber last night while you were camping because I nearly shit myself when I saw him bobben apples with his cold soulless eyes.

by Bitches get stitches 2.0 September 5, 2016

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A nickname for the Montour Run Road exit in Pittsburgh, located on the Parkway West just outside of downtown. People are known to cut each other off, speed, and bob and weave through traffic. A caution zone for most drivers unless you are getting off.

I'm getting off the business loop, so I'm gonna try not to wreck at Asshole Alley.

by Maukali2016 August 13, 2016

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Back Alley Abortion

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.

Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)

Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.

by SoothsayerA May 5, 2018

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Baseball Alley Oop

Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.

Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop

by weird sex scenarios December 3, 2019

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