Retarded Alien

A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar

Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?

Person 2: Oh really?

Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.

by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021

Metumo-Alena

This is the name that Is referred to a person who is God sent or the light in the darkness, charismatic and kindhearted.

He is their family Metumo-Alena.

by Metumo-Alena August 19, 2021

Grey Alien

A large eyed extraterrestrial from the Zeta Reticuli Star System, their main hobbies are abducting Humans, anal probing, creating ET/Human hybrids and long walks on the beach, they are occasionally referred to as Reticulans or Zeta Reticulans

Michael: My grandfather was abducted by Grey aliens once!
John: Did they have huge tits?
Michael: No, they where all short and bald and shit.
John: Well, that's disappointing.

by Big, Big, Martian July 18, 2022

matt is a alien

Matt is a alien and hen is hear to take over the world

Matt is a Alien

Signed by Finnadrip and LilBlac

by He is a Alien September 20, 2018

Jimmy Neutron The Alien

A galactic soul that eats cheese burgers and toots volleyballs

Jimmy Neutron The Alien is going to eat your cheese burgers

by Unknown woman jimmy neutron March 24, 2021

Alina

A beautiful girl who is amazing at everything. She will take her sweet and use it to listen to you.

"Is that Alina?"
"Yeah, she is amazing!"

by coolcatrocks23 December 24, 2019

Aliyna

Aliyna is a very nice person not afraid to fight or say stuff she is sometimes sad loves her family likes too be a baddie and is well known for saying yess queen bitch stop capping and no lies just facts and gets all the mans

Aliyna is the baddest bitch ever

by Aliynathebaddestbitch May 2, 2020