taylor albert

Taylor is the kind of guy that is attractive to men and loves men too

Taylor albert is a gay boy.

by Jackboy19927 May 4, 2018

Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025

albert

If you are friends with someone named albert he will rage and scream alot. Will want to be called by flamingo.

His name is probably Albert, he screams so much.

by silililililili March 20, 2020

Albert

Alpha Male who likes boobs.
Owns zero-two body pillow

Look,Albert,put on your bra!

by kidamogus October 6, 2021

Tom Conti as Albert Einstein

Tom's Einstein, the genius of the era, from stage to relativity, mind-blowing!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Andrew Alberts

A useless player on the vancouver canucks hockey team

"That andrew alberts.. never does anything"
"..obviously andrew alberts didnt see the puck."
"they scored? andrew alberts was probably on"

by Memyself123 March 26, 2013

Albert

Albert looooves to be the center of attention especially at parties where he tend to get very drunk.

He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.

Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.

If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.

"Oh who is that guy needing acceptance from everyone, acting all tough?"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"

by allforgiven May 29, 2022