aggressive shrimp

A term referring to an insecure man with a small ego and an even smaller... well, you know. This individual compensates for his shortcomings by belittling women, showcasing a regrettable blend of toxicity and an unsuccessful quest for validation.

Person A: "Did you see Jake talking down to Sarah again?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Aggressive Shrimp move. His insecurities are showing, and it's not impressing anyone."

by MaxEightFive January 6, 2024

Aggressions

Florida slang for molly

I just popped some aggressions jit, let's get activated

by Peenpeenerson February 2, 2024

Aggressive Ignorance

Willfully ignoring a subject, to avoid being exposed. Removing a tag in a post and blocking someone, would be a form of aggressive ignorance.

The bank's aggressive ignorance over distributing federal funds to a company engaging in unlawful behavior, eventually cost their investors millions of dollars.

by a_spiritofthecircuit April 26, 2023

Aggressively useless

When someone or something is so devoid of any redeeming value you can't believe it's not intentional.

I'm trying real hard not to hate my son-in-law, but the kid's aggressively useless.

by THX1180 December 2, 2023

PRassive Aggression

Public Relations passification* aggression almost exclusively from the Right-Wing towards the LEFT.

Common Name: PRatZ*

The *Market Dictatorshop* Faschism's PRassive aggression language & thought manipulation surrounding supposedly LEFT-Wing governments is palpable in the Press, like an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

"The Splain in Strain falls mainly on the Stain"

by PartisanZ January 3, 2023

Aggressively Okay

Someone or something that is not just average or mediocre, but shockingly so. There is not a single good or bad attribute about the person or thing in question, and it's aggressively apparent.

Mike's girlfriend is aggressively okay. She's not ugly, but not at all pretty.

by TheCUnfortunately August 4, 2023

cuteness aggression

A sudden urge to squeeze or in another way aggressively act towards another human or animal due to their cuteness.

x: OMG, Louis Tomlinson is so cute I just want to squeeze him so harddd!
y: it might be cuteness aggression

by xxLouis28xx September 5, 2023