actually facetime

actually facetiming (actually ft) is a term used when your always the one facetiming your girl/ man, and never get a facetime call from them at all.

"Hey bae, how come we havent facetimed?"
"Because you never actually facetime me you whore"
"Shit bae what the fuck"

by welcomephsyco May 20, 2023

aint no way u actually fell for

aint no way u actually fell for

"aint no way u actually fell for"

by Aint no way u actually fell fo April 2, 2025

Well actually

You're a fucking shill who's literally getting paid to a have a fat cock.

Hym "Well actually kill yourself fat cock."

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

Actual Clown

Somebody who dresses normal, and thinks their acting normal, but are actually a complete and actual clown

Dude did you see that guy that got stood up by the same girl 4 times in a row? Actual Clown

by Wilkin Fargolve September 8, 2020

Bigbird Actual

The callsign for any fat cuck who spends all day sitting in their bedroom playing Arma 3.

"Hitman 1-2 this is Bigbird Actual you have Bogey's coming from your east" - said the fat cucks in their bedroom.

by pseudonym8787 June 17, 2023

Actual frog

A word used when someone is annoying you.

I'm gonna jump off this roof!
No don't fucking jump off the roof you actual frog

by anonymous December 19, 2020

Actuals

Its commonly used in New Zealand, its another way of saying “ Really?? ” or “ for real?? ”

Ben: “ bro i just got a gf ”
Jake: “ Actuals?? ”
Ben “ yess ”

by Yuuurr June 19, 2023