Rowan

My friend: Hey you have a foot fetish
Rowan: NO I FUCKING DONT
My friend: *shows the countless screenshots of evidence saying that i like feet*
Rowan: uh oh

by mucus/maracas September 18, 2023

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Rowan County Early College

The school of idiots, all the teachers think they're the most important teacher and think they're over the college campus. You have no rights as a Sophomore because the idiot Sophomores last year abused their power. One teacher will tell you one thing and the other teacher will tell you something completely different and its both about the same thing. Teachers dont talk amongst wach other and dont even have the braincells to even come up with a univeral answer. The teacher arw like little devils because they will write you up for being in the cafeteria after 10:30 when at the beginning of the year they said you can after morning classes. We have balding middle agged men and women who think theyre the overlord of the school. Students are special as hell and are racist. The whole school are the copy-cats with their "houses", basically a rip of Hogwarts they use to do things every Wednesday.

Guy1: Remember when our friend studied at the Rowan County Early College ?
Guy2: Yeah?
Guy1: He is now wanted for aggravated assault

by Slahser October 3, 2023

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ROWAN

The best girl I’ve ever known who is always right and is extremely funny. A tad sarcastic, but not mean unless pissed off. Basically a hot ass bitch with social anxiety and depression. Also a slight eating disorder and OCD but still hot.

Person: wow Rowan you’re so funny and hot and clever and amazing
Rowan: I know

by defnotrowan November 22, 2021

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Rowdy Rowan

When you get a little too tipsy at the senior feastival and you must take the fattest dump of your life.

Brandon: "Yo, I had a little too much Kirkland Water and I'm feeling kind of bad. I think I'm going to take a Rowdy Rowan real quick!"
Rowan: "Bro, please stop saying Rowdy Rowdy!"
Brandon: "Nah bro. When your stomach's getting cloudy, then you got to get rowdy!"

by BxCFanficEnjoyer April 23, 2024

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rowan daniel seanor

ThE most f*cking hottest guy ever. He will take you b*tch and bumf*ck the reaper. He's agnostic but he'll still f*ck virgin mary. Girlfriend? Which one? s*x, is what they be doin 24/7. 7.6 inch d*ck that will satisfy within seconds. Those dark black locks are so lushous you want to lickk them. Checkout, no thanks! he'll make you uwu in seconds and that c*m hardens so quickly. the biggest sigma on the planet who goes to 69-420 tik tok rizz parties a day. Dr*gs, he's got them all. Watch out b/c he'll take your b*tch in a few mere seconds. If you know a this guy know you are lucky to be in his glorfull presence. t*ts all day and b*ners of 23 inches what's not to love? In short they are the f*ckin hottest, sigmaist, rizziest alpha there is

that guy is so f*cking hot he's almost a rowan daniel seanor.

by rizller#69420 May 10, 2024

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