April fools

The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside

Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you!
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"

by Itsjustmeyesme April 1, 2020

Fool's Simp

A male who treats a female with the respect he would anyone else. Most commonly when their beliefs happen to align on the internet.

"Simp!" John said. "No," James said, "that's a fool's simp you moron!"

by AnWatermelon March 25, 2020

Fool's herpes

When you have a pimple on your mouth.

Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!

by my name is hammy August 26, 2017

Mo-Fool

short for mutha fuckin fool

hey nigga you a dumb Mo-Fool

by Realdriveby April 4, 2008

epic fool

a person accused or guilty of an epic fail; an idiot

OMG that dude just spilled his drink all over his girlfriend!

Wowww. What an epic fool.

by lalaxoxoxo December 29, 2010

the fool's hour

Midnight.

Yo, what time we gonna meet up to smoke this splif.
At the fool's hour, usual spot.

by Dr. Rabbithole May 9, 2018

Crazy fool

Often used by black people to white people in films. Also an insult that is not very insulting.

"Yo whassup me crazy fool?"
"What did you do that for, you crazy fool?"

by tehr0x0r2 May 8, 2004