douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.
JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.
by Pcmodmom July 23, 2017
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fudge blocker

someone who, generally in an office-like setting, will want to stop you and talk about usually seemingly nothing on your bee-line to or right before entering the potty for a BM.
Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.
by blackmikeg August 03, 2011
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Spoiler blocker

This phrase is used to block potential spoilers in the YouTube mobile app comments. As the first comment is automatically displayed, writing "Spoiler blocker" makes people like that comment and ultimately makes "Spoiler blocker" the first and top comment to be displayed and hence preventing potential spoilers in videos.
*Opens YouTube app*
*Sees a Jarno Opmeer PSGL video*
*Unintentionally looks at the comments*
*Video doesn't gets spoiled as the first comment is Spoiler blocker*
by Gutbuster69 April 12, 2024
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Pop blocker

The guy who knocks up your girl when you are trying to get her pregnant.
My girl and I are trying to have a baby but her lover is a pop blocker. Now she's having his baby! - Eric Jenson
by ERIC Jenson April 14, 2018
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O Blocker

The most retarded and spastic people to ever walk the planet
“Did you see Jeff doing that deadset spastic thing the other day?”
Yeah mate, he’s an absolute O Blocker.”
by Jeff’s doodoos November 01, 2023
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motion blocker

someone who is being a hater and wants you to have 0 fun, just someone who doesn’t think you only live once is a thing
jay: are you going to that party this saturday? all of our friends are gonna be there
me: nah bro my mom is being a motion blocker and said I can’t go now I have nothing to do
by brospittin November 23, 2021
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Hater Blockers

Sick ass shades derived in the early 2000's. With plastic thick lines covering the wearers eyes to bock the the haters not the sun.
Hey nice Hater blockers, you totally look super cool.
by Summarooni May 22, 2022
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