Badger's Beard

An alcoholic cocktail made from mixing Vodka, Gin, and Dr Pepper. The drink of Gods

Good evening Bartender, I'd like a Badger's Beard please

by CraiglesBagels October 21, 2009

Cowboy Beard

Thick chest hair.

Dean-Anthony, button your shirt, nobody wants to look at your cowboy beard.

by RickyWaynthBishop January 11, 2012

Pulling a Beard

The act of taking credit for somebody else's work.

Jason is pulling a beard and stole my idea for the client pitch meeting.

by Leeclowspubes August 21, 2011

queer beard

A man with so much detail into his beard that it becomes queerish in its own disign.

Look at shane's "Queer beard"!

by Cronomass November 4, 2017

bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.

Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.

by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014

bearded dragon

A docile lizard of Australian orgin, which are poplular pets in the U.S. Also known as beardies.

My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath when he started attacking his reflection in the cage.

by Jeffy! May 14, 2005

Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.

Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!

by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015