Reed

A man who gets literally zero bitches!

You wouldn’t want to be named Reed, he gets no pussy!

by Maverckk May 1, 2022

Douglas Reed

A badass with a handlebar mustache and undeniable aura

You need someone to re-arrange your guts? Call Douglas Reed. I’ve only heard good things.

by veggiebowl04 July 18, 2025

Reed's Law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer.

"The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer." - Person A
"I call this reed's law" - Person B
"That person just got reed's law'd lol" - Person C

by CallMeKor December 27, 2021

reed in a seed

Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat

Invite from reed in a seed

by Professor not November 17, 2018

Reed

someone who doesnt read but is super hot like a jock. every girl likes him.

Girl 1 "omg look at Reed"

Girl 2 "hes so cute"

by Rosie bro March 13, 2022

Reed City

A small town not known for its yogurt but more of it's proximity to Ferris State University.

I'm in Reed City on my way up North

by McSnicker September 12, 2021

Reed

Reed is always a dumb-fuck who thinks he can do anything, and that he's the best person ever

Reed said that he was going to Join the NFL then run for office. Fucken Reed

by T-Nippes25 December 1, 2022