phantom panties

panties found in your boyfriend's bed that aren't yours

Sheila: Hey, I heard you broke up with Brian...
Amy: Yeah, cause i found a pair of phantom panties in his bed last night.
Sheila: That cheatin' ass douche! Good for you, girl!

by iceburg27 September 17, 2012

Phantom Faeces

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it

tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011

Phantom-puke

The art of puking up on a dancefloor/at an outdoor rave without either breaking the flow of your dance moves or being caught!

Oooooh, Milly just did a Phantom-puke... didn't even see it come out!!!

by Disco-Dave July 12, 2011

phantom riffled

phantom riffle is the act of seraching through some ones bag and throwing there stuff all over the room with the un suspecting victim asleep

bobbie awakes from her sleep only to find her suit case had been phantom riffled

bobbie (wakes up) "dammm it i have been phantom riffled"

by The Phantom riffler October 7, 2011

phantom-boot

When you have worn your cowboy/cowgirl boots for an extended period of time, that once you finally take them off it still feels like you have your boots on. Just as if you can still feel the leather hitting your shins and calves as you move your legs and feet around.

“Man I am experiencing some serious phantom-boot right now”
“Wow I had my boots on for so long I have phantom-boot and still feel like they are on”

by cowfolk77 May 3, 2023

Phantom penis

The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.

Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"

by CountVladDracula June 14, 2018

Phantom Moment

Saying for when in the videogame Valorant, while using the weapon "Phantom", you hit in the head an enemy from farther than 15 meters dealing 140 damage and then fail to kill said enemy.

Teammate 1: "That's so unfair!"
Teammate 2: "What happened?"
Teammate 1: "I had the perfect angle, I hit that Jett in the head but she dashed away and survived."
Teammate 2: "Phantom moment LMAO."

by Asim Atterlot February 5, 2022