New Preston

a collection of large houses belonging to a group of posh little new yorker cunts, and a local bike gang

you’re going to new preston?

by joesboat123 July 22, 2019

Preston

Very nice bloke, he has fucking enormous cock, he has a shit mullet and has blonde hair and blue eyes his shoes are black air max 90's and he has a bigger cock than that rian kid.

OMG PRESTON YOUR COCK IS BIGGER THAN THE SON

by Big dick preston June 20, 2021

Preston

a guy with A BBC (big black cock)

i saw Preston today

by sunnylol December 8, 2023

Preston

A guy who will stick a marker up right in is pants and try to get you to look.

Guy: Preston stuck a marker in his pants?
Girl: He is cute, tho.

by e24273012h March 31, 2022

Preston

A Preston is the type of person who can’t seem to get their ding-a-ling bricked up, even with the hottest of girls. This guy usually comes in last place at most anything he does and loves to drink their own pee. Preston’s are their own breed of weird people.

Wow, I can’t believe that guy was so weird, the way he drank that pee was so Preston.

by Cracked out pickle September 26, 2023

Preston

Preston is an amazing person who deserves the best in the entire world! They have the best humor along with the best art! And may I add they’re really pretty?

“Hey have you heard of Preston?”
“Yes! They’re the most incredible person to ever exist! They deserve the #1 best person ever reward!”

by ExhaustedRichie May 31, 2021

preston

the ugliest name in existance

hey preston, wanna press a ton

by EraserJam December 25, 2022