Skip to main content

Jesse

Jesse is the kid in school who knows a lot about a couple of subjects but only useless facts. He is generally tall with dirty blond hair and turquoise eyes. Generally has a loose sense of humor but can make you laugh even if you're mad at him. If you are a girl reading this jesses generally have large dicks. If your a guy not by the name of Jesse, have fun I have no advise for you. If your a guy named Jesse then listen up, you are one of two things. Either ugly or hot as hell. If your ugly you have two choices. One: you are ugly but aren't usually a huge dick. Two: your ugly and are a dick. If one applies then good job you have hope to not die a virgin. If two applies then your hopeless. If your hot you have one choice. Not dying a virgin. Good job.
OMG he is such a Jesse. I should bang him.
by jesserplex July 19, 2017
mugGet the Jesse mug.

jesse

He is a big faggot, he tends to suck a lot of dick.
Jesse. Gay,douchebag,not intelligent,and looks like a street bum.

hey john, look at the jesse! that's a jesse if i have ever seen one....
by faggot fucker09 December 10, 2018
mugGet the jesse mug.

Jesse

Jesse is a kind and fierce person. She is a very artistic and loves to draw. She is a leader and takes control. Don’t mess with Jesse. By the way, Jesse is a girl.
Wow did you see Jesse’s sketch that she drew? It looks amazing!
by Shinasui May 24, 2018
mugGet the Jesse mug.

Jess

Amazing funny friend who loves horses and fightes bitches who try to f*ck with her!
by Evieeeeee October 21, 2019
mugGet the Jess mug.

Jesse

A Jesse, also known as "Jessie" in some regions, is a cuck. (Please refer to cuck for a more in depth definition.)
Wow that guy must hate being a Jesse!
by your low tier waifu October 5, 2017
mugGet the Jesse mug.

Jesse

Jesse is a very independent person but at times he can be talking to other girls. He has most likely have a big dick he's probably African American but is still athletic and handsome.
Jesse is cute
by xxxdagoat December 16, 2019
mugGet the Jesse mug.

JESSE

A really gay faggot the says the n word even tho he is white and has no friends and pays prostitutes to be his minecraft girlfriend.
You jesse
by Hghggghghg July 23, 2019
mugGet the JESSE mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email