Yoda

The best dog and know from star wars
You have the best dog like yoda
by Cylus best January 30, 2021
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Yoda

look it’s yoda, the little green shit
by poopy, pp April 21, 2020
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Yoda

A wrinkly old fuck who needs his ketamine.
by lil tim November 08, 2021
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Yapping Yoda

A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.
I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!
by Major Thomas Randle February 16, 2019
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bean yoda

mmm turned myself into a bean i have
im bean yoda
by retardgumper November 18, 2023
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Yoda car

The "yoda car" involves two people who are stripped naked and tied to the front of a two cars (one male and one female). The two cars collide at very fast speeds. this continues until ejactulation.
Mechanic:"what happened to your truck"

Me: "i got a lil freaky last night and tried the "yoda car"
by Orangutanmaestro November 28, 2024
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baby yoda smoothie

Hunter:Ok mission 17 to find baby yoda
Chef:FIND BABY YODA RIGHT NOW,THAT BABY YODA SMOOTHIE ISNT GONNA MAKE IT SELF
by E X O T I C. B U T T E R S December 27, 2019
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