david wooler

To be a David Wooler you have to have a love of cock and a desire to force various items into your anus which over time increases in size to allow more adventurous items to be deposited

"Yesterday I did a David Wooler I ruptured my Sphincter by depositing a traffic cone in my ass"

by Lord Lucha October 22, 2019

Woolly Bully

A member of the notorious Los Angeles moped club, The Woolly Bullies. These hooligans are known to ride fast mopeds, drink 40's, and play pinball.

That Woolly Bully just beat the shit out of me and stole my 40 of Mickey's!

by Maxmojo August 6, 2011

Wooligan

Any young person, generally between 10 and 40 years old, that enjoys wearing clothes in the style of elderly people. Most often found in hipster social groups.

Did you see John's new Cardigan? He's such a wooligan.

by sonicmctonic February 8, 2009

wooly back

Uneducated scousers have a tendancy to call anyone outside of Liverpool a wool or wooly back.

Educated scousers understand that the term derives from textile production during the 19th century in Lancashire, more specifically St.Helens folk.

Ah he`s a fuckun wool lid!
Fuckun scruffy wooly back twats!

by wool dog February 23, 2011

Wooly Mammoth

When a guy shaves his pubes and all the hair gets stuck to his dick.

Person 1:OMG bro, i shaved my pubes yesterday and I got a total Wooly Mammoth!!

Person 2: Why the fuck would would you tell me that.

by smokingsbadmkay October 29, 2011

wooly mammoth

When girls go through a period of non-shaving bliss!

Damn Erin Walker and Kristine Mattiace are such wooly mammoth! Shave your cooter. Tame that shit.

by Olivia Propps January 7, 2008

Wooldridge

To be found drunk in strange places

I did a Wooldridge last night, woke up in Clare ;)

by Librarycrew February 25, 2011