Wanking for coins

Someone that sells their body to make money. AKA a prostitute. Literally masturbating (wanking) someone for money (coins).

Usually a derogative term for when you feel someone will lose their job.

Jimmy: Hey Chad, did you see Daves face when he got taken into the boss' office?
Chad: I'm sure he'll be wanking for coins shortly

by yamiscott September 13, 2016

Winging on the wing-wang

Masturbating on an NFL field to the cheerleaders

At the San Diego chargers football game, there was a security guard winging on the wing-wang.

by Wingman 15 December 25, 2016

Wanking the tank

Another term for male masturbation.

Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”

by Rectumstretcher89 October 30, 2019

wanking while banking

wanking during the process of banking.

what are you doing bro

wanking bro
okay bro

actually bro im wanking while banking

thats deep bro

by gayduringmay April 16, 2020

bi-winning

The opposite of bi-polar. As defined by Charlie Sheen.

Likely to happen when you bang seven gram rocks, or take the drug Charlie Sheen which is known to melt your face off. Similar things may happen if you have tiger blood or Adonis DNA.

He wins here and he wins there... he's bi-winning

by ucanthavethisusername March 28, 2011

bi-winning

Not to be confused with bipolar, bi-winning is a psychiatric condition characterised by winning. Symptoms include: winning here, winning there, and the ability to bang seven gram rocks and finish them.

People with bi-winning have one speed and one gear, namely "GO!". It is believed that they have a different a different heart, a different brain, and the blood of a tiger. It is also hypothesised that their brains fire in a way which is not from this particular terrestrial realm.

"I'm bi-winning; I win here and I win there." Charlie Sheen

by nogzzzzzz March 31, 2011

Post wanking remorse

The feeling you get after wanking to nasty/hardcore/fetish porn and having the dirty thoughts disappear from your mind as you orgasm, leaving a feeling of immense sadness and "why the fuck did I find that hot"

I found some piss porn and wanked furiously only to experience post wanking remorse

by The satanic panda May 5, 2015