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Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.
1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!
by Recudorp October 22, 2013
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Moses

A really cool girl. With amazing grades. She is really smart and can be dumb. She is a really big fangirl and has much fan accounts. She has much love in her even if she doesn't know it. She loves to help people. She is in love with bears and calls Herself weird names. She loves music and dance. She wants to make her strand come true. She wants to study at a university.
Moses is a independit woman
by Browniebear June 17, 2017
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Mosely

Calm, pleasant, peaceful, but at the same time colourful and happy, often used to describe toddlers' TV.
I loved Thomas as a kid, it was so mosely.
by PonyTrainBoi May 5, 2018
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Moses Bag

Object -

A Moses bag is a plastic bag which you hang over your gear stick for rubbish.
where do i put this rubbish?
oh u have a moses bag!

my car wouldnt b this messy if i had a moses bag! :(

where would i b without my moses bag!
by MsJ3ep June 25, 2010
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Mose

So rare a person that most believe him not to exist. Not many walk the earth but those who do dissolve into myth. To encounter one is to stare into the face of God, and the only option then is to weep
I saw Mose the other day and I can’t bring myself to think it was real. He picking up an order at Papa John’s.
by wibblywobblytimeyimey June 10, 2021
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Walmart Moses Catcall

Catcall whistling down a Walmart aisle clearing the crowd
Did you see Him walking in Walmart all Walmart Moses Catcalling
by Cools Man December 1, 2024
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Josh-Moses

Josh-Moses is ana amazing friend who cares about you he is very smart and wants to be in the household calvary

He also is so drippy
Person 1: Josh-Moses is so wet
Person 2: no he's not he just tries his best in everything he does
by Dominic chin August 26, 2022
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