Weekend

Two days at the end of a week when nobody works and if they do it's usually a second job or an asshole boss who takes advantage of you.

Steve : Hello
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!

by SlopNChop September 16, 2017

wet weekend

miserable bastard; sulky, self-pitying, whiney person.

You can continue to be a wet weekend your whole life, but eventually we're all going to get sick of you.

by Sappho August 14, 2006

weekish

Used to indicate a general span of time, usually from 4-10 days.

Man that happened like a weekish ago.

by friday eve November 20, 2003

weegia

The West Coast biased media in Scotland. This describes all the newspapers and TV stations based in or around Glasgow.

The weegia ignore everything in Scotland bar the Central belt.

by Cal24 March 1, 2010

weekend

The cause of the creation of 75% of this population.

It's the weekend, and I'm writing definitions on Urban Dictionary because I have nothing better to do.

by Iamawesomedog May 19, 2018

playstation week

the week when your girlfriend/wife is menstruating.

see also on the blob, having the painters in

dude #1 - ah man, no sex this week

dude #2 - how comes?

dude #1 - playstation week

dude #2 - ah (said in a knowing and sympathetic tone of voice)

by Barry January 22, 2005

Danger Week

Slightly longer than one week; it is the English half-term holidays between February 9th and February 18th. It is named 'Danger Week' as the amount of alcohol consumed and laws broken on this week is enough to kill any man.

Holy shit, we're gonna die on Danger Week! There's nothing safe about it!!

by Lager December 9, 2008