Blue waffles

A delicious food created by Sally Jackson. As a show up to when her abusive ex-husband Gabe told her son Percy Jackson that blue food didn't exist.

Percy you're drowning your Blue waffles in syrup.

by Maleficent 2002 August 3, 2017

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waffle tee

Waffle tee is the new name for the top half of long underwear (thermals). It's called waffle because the pattern looks like hundreds of delicious little waffles.

You can wear waffle tees huge like a tall tee or tight like a tight tee. Both girls and boys can wear waffle tees. Some people wear a t-shirt over their waffle tee like it's ok, but it's not 1998 anymore.

Ayo, I got this new waffle tee from Big 5, but I got the women's version because I like the color. Good thing I bought it XXL.

by intellektualspew June 17, 2010

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Waffle Bowl

Proclaimed by many as "the best way to eat pussy". A sexual endeavor in which the guy spoons soft ice cream onto the girls cooch. After which, he proceeds to eat the ice cream and then lick out that vagee. The best thing about waffle bowls...once your finished lickin out that ice cream, you get to eat the bowl!! As long as the ice cream isn't too cold, the chilling sensation can feel quite nice for the girl.
Warning: girls, wash your meat curtains after, sugars from the ice cream can result in infection if you don't! And nobody likes a smelly infected squish mitten.

Teenage guy "It's so hot outside! A little ice cream would be great right now"
Cougar "You know whats good when it's hot out? My vagina in your face"
Teenage guy "Why not both?!"
Cougar "OK!"
Teenage guy "WAFFLE BOWL TIME!"

by Canucks in Bahrain June 11, 2009

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