wifiunkie

A person with a compulsive habit or obsessive dependency on wifi

Wifiunkie is Someone addicted to wifi

by Ang NY April 4, 2017

Wi-Fi'ified

When a location has been setup as a wi-fi hotspot.

Do you ride one of the fancy Wi-Fi'ified buses?

by SWilsonMc July 15, 2009

Outhouse Wi-Fi

In rural America, your modem’s connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution for nature’s calling: antiquated and slightly sh**ty.

(Rural) Player A: My WiFi’s actin’ up tonight, dagnabit!
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!

* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.

by yourpalVanguard February 20, 2021

wifive

a nerdy way of saying "air five"

which is the true definition of a high five done when two people are too far apart to physically engage in a "high five"

John: I just got a Wii! Awesome!
Mack: High five!
John: You are too far away...
Mack: Wifive?
John: NO! Air five! hells yeah....

by Prashant Patel August 24, 2007

wi-fi dump

to take a poop while surfing the web.

I was myspacing while taking a wi-fi dump.

by mugatu123 September 10, 2006

wifive

Short for Wireless High-Five, used when you want to give a friend a high-five, but you are further then arms reach from each other. It doesn't involve any physical contact.

Benj: That $30 burger from Maccas was teh pwnz
Timmy: Wifive!

by Benj June 15, 2007

wi-fi

wireless - free - internet

Hey Joe, remember when you logged countless hours as a post-grad in computer science helping to create some foundation for the internet? Well your efforts shouldn't be in vain, we're now hooked up with interface wirelessly and calling it Wi-Fi.

by qtimo December 27, 2009