is Eden
by kurapikaswife January 16, 2021
Joe: Did you hear Steve took home a night wife last night.
Randy: Yeah, I heard he divorced her ass in the morning and didn't even give her cab fare.
Randy: Yeah, I heard he divorced her ass in the morning and didn't even give her cab fare.
by Ridin at 4:20 July 05, 2009
A man coming home after a long business work day, takes his shirt of and is only dressed with a white singlet on top and his business pants and shoes on the bottom, his day has been long and hard and he takes his frustration out on his wife.
by TankTopBoonanza January 27, 2014
by ladyashleigh August 04, 2008
n. a spouse who has atrophied considerably over the years and may be in need of replacement; not to be confused with a trophy wife. Amusing term if used with a faux Italian accent.
I would-a like-a you to meet-a my atrophy wife.
by Public_ice July 10, 2011
a very tight, white tank top that is ribbed in texture. this style of shirt is usually found on overweight white guys hailing from the trailer courts. unmistakeable markings of bbq sauce or chew spit on the front and smelling of old style beer and excessive perspiration. the wearer can be found at any type of festival which involves his toothless relatives working the carnival rides.
by Anonymous July 31, 2003
In a marriage doomed for failure, the measurement of length used primarily for betting purposes of the groom's friends.
by Spyrokeet April 05, 2007