by giara July 13, 2006
Get the whopped mug.when you take a penis and cover it in molasses and stick it in a meat grinder and scream as loud as you can WHOOPADOOP!
by thesheisse December 7, 2004
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When you are a girl and you are insecure about yourself that you make your boyfriend delete and betray all of his friends who are girls. Usually it's a girlfriend who wants to be in charge of his life. She usually is a psycho girl!
When a girlfriend is crazy and tells her man he may no longer talk to any of his friends who are girls.
Girlfriend usually is psycho and checks his phone constantly.
Molly : Wow, Rob and I were really close until Jamie came around.
Chris : Jamie whopped his ass.
Molly : It's a shame we were only really good friends.
Girlfriend usually is psycho and checks his phone constantly.
Molly : Wow, Rob and I were really close until Jamie came around.
Chris : Jamie whopped his ass.
Molly : It's a shame we were only really good friends.
by friendgonegone May 18, 2013
Get the Whopped mug.During sex, the giver defecates in his hand. Then, patties up the poo and asks the unsuspecting victim if they are hungry. Then, before the receiver can answer, the "pooper" shoves the doo doo pancake in their mouth.
"Hey Billy, See that brown spot on her face?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"Because I slipped her the Kentucky Whopper!"
"Yeah, Why?"
"Because I slipped her the Kentucky Whopper!"
by Scrub McGrub January 5, 2011
Get the Kentucky Whopper mug.The act of slapping a vagina with a fly swatter at maximum strength. Next, the swollen labia are immediately garnished with jalapeños and any desired medley of burger fixin's, condiments and accouterments, then eaten (so to speak).(WARNING:This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be performed between consenting parties, unless she deserves it.)
I haven't had sex or food in days. I think I'll hop over to Burger Jack and order myself an angry whopper.
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My girlfriend made me watch a J-Lo movie marathon. By the end, I was so pissed and hungry that I felt entitled to an angry whopper.
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My girlfriend made me watch a J-Lo movie marathon. By the end, I was so pissed and hungry that I felt entitled to an angry whopper.
by Louija January 21, 2009
Get the Angry Whopper mug.The Whopper is an intricate act best used for a girl who is beat as hell. There are several steps to successfully pull of the Whopper. OK, I lied its pretty simple in theory. Have a friend lift you up and push your entire body into said beat girls nasty cooter, then pull you out again. Repeat this motion as many times as necessary, essentially fucking her with your entire body.
Dude, that girl was so beat I had to have my friend come and help me give her the Whopper. That is something I would never do again, that chick's pussy smelled like the great depression.
by FranktheTankk November 7, 2007
Get the The Whopper mug.Noun: a short husky individual who walks like a duck, smokes bellies, and has an unfathomable hankering for a slice of Vaggelio's famous Italian Stallion pizza.
Verb: The sound that emanates from the empty stomach of the Gypsy King that tells people around that he is hungry.
Verb: The sound that emanates from the empty stomach of the Gypsy King that tells people around that he is hungry.
In front of pizzeria:
Dude 1: Hey man, look at that guy running - he almost got his pole smoked off by that speeding car!!!
Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a real whoppado...
Dude 1: Hey man, look at that guy running - he almost got his pole smoked off by that speeding car!!!
Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a real whoppado...
by whoppadogypsyking October 31, 2011
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