Violin

When a cat licks its own private parts, it puts one leg out like the bow of a violin. (verb, Australian)

Aww Jeeze Twinkletoes, do you have to 'do violin' while I am eating my bacon sanga ? Tha'ts just so... In my face !

by Lemonseed December 13, 2012

Viking Funeral

When you light your dick on fire and extinguish it in your partners ass

I gave Quinn a Viking funeral last night

by PFUNK6 March 10, 2014

screaming viking

2 oz Vodka
1 oz Dry Vermouth
1 oz Lime Juice
Stir (not shaken as you will "bruise" the Vodka) with ice and then strain into a rock glass.. Lastly, garnish with a cucumber slice and a celery stalk.

Screaming Viking: A drink that is alcoholic.

by AOR November 6, 2007

Viking Chieftain

The worst thing in existence

Omg its a Viking Chieftain lets watch it die to the peasant over there

by ALEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD October 22, 2020

rusty violin

The process of sucking on a girl's rectum and reaching around the front to stimulate with your fingers. Called so because of the term "rusty trombone" and it's similarities to it.

"I gave my girl a rusty violin last night, and she loved it!"
"What's a rusty violin?"
"Well it's like a rusty trombone, but just for the ladies."

by Darth Creampuff October 30, 2013

Playing the violin

Also known as playing with the cutter, playing the violin refers to the vicious motion of slicing ones wrists. Common violinists include emos, attention seekers and depressed people.

Hey David what are those cuts on your wrist? Have you been playing the violin?

by skiiim July 4, 2016

screaming viking

1. A name given to a non-existent cocktail.

2. A fat girl having an orgasm.

"I think I'll have a screaming viking too!"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005