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ass volcano

An ass volcano is the act of inserting baking powder, vinegar and red food coloring to a gaping asshole (normal it has been stretched out from a vigorous session of anal sex). Once the ingredients have been inserted you will have a grade 7 caliber explosion that even an all taco bell diet can not top.
Did you hear about that piece of whore trash Justin rammed the other night ? I hear he rammed her right in the ass and gave the cum dumpster a fucking ass volcano. I would makke the whore my wife.
by Douger the d-bag June 24, 2009
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brown volcano

when one defacates onto a females chest in between her breasts, then squeezes the breast together, thus forming the "brown volcano."
She'd recieved the angry pirate and the frothy walrus, but the brown volcano took the cake.
by Chris Walkup April 30, 2008
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Upside down volcano

A rather graphic representation of a girl on her period.
Man, that girl was bleeding so heavy it looked like an upside down volcano erupting.
by sullent May 25, 2011
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White Volcano

is the process of laying on your back, filling up your asshole with baby powder or any other similar product and blowing a tremendous fart creating a white cloud similar to the Mt. St. Helens eruption. Also known as torking except substitute baby powder with flame. Very popular amongst drunk irish
skip stephens coming home drunk as hell after a larger mexican dinner. He wil then fill up his anus with powder and blow out his O-Ring sending a large white plume into the air.
by rob November 5, 2004
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Jamaican Volcano

The act of waking up directly after or during a wet dream
Joe: I had the dirtiest wake up call
Phill: what
Joe: A Jamaican volcano
Phill Gross dude
by captainphilljones May 27, 2010
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booty volcano

vigorous shaking of the ass-cheeks to where it looks as if the ground may be vibrating due to sudden technonic plate movement as in the case of an impending volcanic eruption.
"damn that shortys booty volcano almost broke my dick off last night"
by MightyPachaas January 14, 2014
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emo volcano

Prior to giving a hand job, the female slits her wrists with a razor, scissors, knife, keys, etc. When the hand job is being given, the blood flows onto the penis. The man then ejaculates, propelling both blood and semen into the air. The liquid then cools and dries and becomes igneous rock.
The anemic girl died moments after giving her dad the emo volcano.
by Oliver clothesoff August 22, 2014
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