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"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.
by wickid_me November 28, 2011
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Virtual Cooler

A place to virtually vent, gossip, and bitch about work when a person telecommutes.
Whoa.... did you hear today at the virtual cooler how asshole Joe got caught sleeping with the boss and fired!
by tipsfromthechicks May 24, 2018
mugGet the Virtual Coolermug.

virtually unemployable

Is a virtual and real reality that you can't get employment for the following reasons.One,you don't have a legally provable resume that an employer would consider of value to shortlist because of huge year gaps in employment.Two,you don't have a high enough credit rating and score for an employer to consider you valuable enough to hire.Three,you don't have a social media profile that others would consider monetarily valuable enough to buy or acquire from you.Four,if you have complained enough to government or business about your employability woes and no one will go to bat for you to get yourself employed that is another sign.Five,you were not smart enough as a youth to make sure that you knew who and whom had access to your employment documentation when you sent it to companies without any conditions attached.That is always a sign that you are not in control of your career or careers in any manner.Sixth,when you have not been able to know who read your online employment documentation because you couldn't afford to spy on your employment documentation readers,that is another sign.
Bono in the Celtic Connection for November 2011 said that he was virtually unemployable without being in the U2 band,he meant that would not be employable outside of his band.
by B1j2p8b1 November 25, 2011
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Virtual Entertainment Gaming Association (VEGA) is a premiere online gaming league that will be host to season and events for a variety of games.

Some of the features you will be experiencing are:

--Enhanced Anti-Cheat System
--Free Tournaments and Events
--Cash and Hardware Prizes
--Live Match Coverage

And Many More!

Games Supported:

Counter-Strike Source
Counter-Strike 1.6
Call of Duty: Black Ops
League of Legends
Star Craft II

(List subject to change)

VirtualEGA.com
VEGA

VirtualEGA

Virtual Entertainment Gaming Association

VEGA

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by VIP4Life February 26, 2011
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Virtual headache

A psychosymatic headache caused by a virtual existence.
Muy virtual headache was caused by all the shit I have to put up with.
by Red Yankee January 6, 2021
mugGet the Virtual headachemug.

Virtual-icing

Term used in describing someone wanting to virtualize something which would be pointless to do so.
Ethots were "virtual-iced" into vtubers

Remi is trying to "virtual-icing" eating in vr .
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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virtual bank

banks that offer online banking to customers and little to less in person banking an can charge less fees than big banks with multiple locations
hey how do u do ur banking or who do u bank with

oh dude i’m with a virtual bank
by 1Shot Duke November 3, 2020
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