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Virtual Probation

When you must refrain from liking, commenting, posting, reblogging, retweeting, or anything of the sort because you told someone you were going to bed.
"Ugh, the one time my News Feed actually has posts worth commenting on, I'm on Virtual Probation."
by thesearewords August 9, 2012
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Virtual Bulimia

The compulsion to heave photos of half eaten meals into the nearest Facebook.
"Yo, waz up? Your facebook photos are all of half eaten pizzas. You gotta deal with your virtual bulimia, man, and stop heaving on my eyeballs,"
by kazbo January 27, 2012
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Virtual Photo Tag

Tagging someone who is not in a picture so that they will see it
"I am going to do a virtual photo tag on this pic from the family reunion so my cousin can see it since he wasn't there that day."
by kasishuru April 8, 2012
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virtually unemployable

Is a virtual and real reality that you can't get employment for the following reasons.One,you don't have a legally provable resume that an employer would consider of value to shortlist because of huge year gaps in employment.Two,you don't have a high enough credit rating and score for an employer to consider you valuable enough to hire.Three,you don't have a social media profile that others would consider monetarily valuable enough to buy or acquire from you.Four,if you have complained enough to government or business about your employability woes and no one will go to bat for you to get yourself employed that is another sign.Five,you were not smart enough as a youth to make sure that you knew who and whom had access to your employment documentation when you sent it to companies without any conditions attached.That is always a sign that you are not in control of your career or careers in any manner.Sixth,when you have not been able to know who read your online employment documentation because you couldn't afford to spy on your employment documentation readers,that is another sign.
Bono in the Celtic Connection for November 2011 said that he was virtually unemployable without being in the U2 band,he meant that would not be employable outside of his band.
by B1j2p8b1 November 25, 2011
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virtual powder keg

Status Update:

"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.
by wickid_me November 28, 2011
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Virtual Entertainment Gaming Association (VEGA) is a premiere online gaming league that will be host to season and events for a variety of games.

Some of the features you will be experiencing are:

--Enhanced Anti-Cheat System
--Free Tournaments and Events
--Cash and Hardware Prizes
--Live Match Coverage

And Many More!

Games Supported:

Counter-Strike Source
Counter-Strike 1.6
Call of Duty: Black Ops
League of Legends
Star Craft II

(List subject to change)

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by VIP4Life February 26, 2011
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virtual prostitution

An activity in which male or female sells their explicit sexual photos, videos, etc to whom they call their fans.
What do you do for work Abby?

I do virtual prostitution for all my horny fans.
by mcmurraythenigglet May 25, 2023
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