archaic victory

A victory won at too great a cost.
A war won by a particular side, but in too great a cost: crippled economy, depleated population, ruined land. ETC.

"The country suffered an archaic victory."
by Nicholas William November 06, 2006
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Absolute Victory

The highest achievable point if satisfaction known to mankind itself.
Male One: "Dude they sell Mountain Dew here"

Male Two: "Absolute Victory"
by Iron Swan September 11, 2013
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victory lap

A victory lap involves driving around in order to waste work time while operating a company vehicle. The word has also become associated with wasting time in general, "doing victory laps."Victory laps can be measured in different lengths depending on the amount of time that needs to be wasted.
Driver: Man Nick, we have no work to do and cant clock out for another 45 minutes.

Nick: I suppose we could do a big victory lap around campus.
by John D. Townsend October 30, 2007
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Victory shall be mine

A quote used on a regular basis by Stewie Griffin in the earlier seasons of Family Guy.
"Damn you vile woman! Victory shall be mine!".
by MiasmaMan July 09, 2012
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French Victory

Okay yeah the guy who listed them all, YES THE WON THEM BUT GUESS WHO THE WERE ALLIED WITH BUCKO!!

the us of a!

show me some standalone french victories

*silence*
by Eriq Bjorn January 20, 2004
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Epic Victory Royal

A state of the game Fortnite that requires your credit card number, a Scar, and a couple of Chug Jugs. The usual method for acquiring the Epic Victory Royal also requires that you wipe out the squads in the Tilted Towers and secure the bag.
Friend: Why did you get a Scar and a couple of Chug Jugs?

Me: To secure the bag and achieve the Epic Victory Royal!
by Gaming Legend November 03, 2018
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