Vertex

The shittest clan that ever exsisted

Vertex is the shittiest clan ever

by Shmonley Shmeagle November 1, 2019

Vertex

Call center basicallylike Teleperformance/Calltech and Teletech. Same day, same old crappy job. You are treated like a number to fill a seat. You are aloud personal items on your desk but when they do fire you they keep things they can use. The managers are helpful if you ask the question in a form that they understand. If you call off you will be pointed or written up for missed work after missing so many days, but you are not told how many you can miss before being fired. You will be fired after missing 2 weeks of employment. If you do not ask for PA customers "Did I satisfy your concerns today?" you get hit by the PUC. You dont want to work there unless you want to be treated like a robot and someone to just fill a seat.

Vertex is a bad place to work

by Employee 19875 July 8, 2009

more_vert

the more_vert is only a small part of an alien army of verts coming to destroy us. it is a high general and has been sent to infiltrate our technology. if you see it on a screen your computer has been corrupted by the verts. if you see people use it they have also been corrupted by the verts. thankfully the more_vert is the only vert currently on earth the rest are on another planet. the verts plan to take over nasa so they can take over other planets because their ship broke. the extra_vert is an idiot and broke their ship. beware the verts. their leader is

friend: hey i did something on my screen and now it says 'more_vert' what should i do?
you: HOLY FUCK GET AWAY YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN OVERTAKEN BY ALIENS
you: *smashes computer*

by some-fucker January 12, 2021

What currently has a positive verticality?

A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"

Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?

by PiFreak October 7, 2009

Vertigo

Vertigho is a psychoactive drug that makes one feel "all floaty". It is not safe to drive under the influence of this drug. When taken in large doses it can greatly damage the anterior cingulate area in the thalamus region of the brain. This causes one's brain to be fooled into thinking that one is in extreme pain.

News reporter:"Thea Queen was found last night. She totaled her car. Police suspect that she was driving under the influence of Vertigo, a drug that has become a big problem in the Starling City glades."

by bassgurl April 30, 2015

vertical bacon sandwich

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

by dunno August 21, 2003

Lil Uzi Vert

A shitty rapper who is apparently going to hell, along with all of his fans. The reason for this may be for forcing his terrible music on the public, because of this he will burn in the lake of fire, along with his brain-dead fans.

Lil Uzi Vert: I'm going to hell, and since none of yall have been carried up outta here, obviously yall coming with me.

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 17, 2022