Twin Valley Middle School

Located in fucking no where. The only thing you’ll find here is in-breeds and mango juul pods. Everyone is retarded, and a forever virgin.

Why the fuck did they put urinals in the fucking juul room???? God damn u Twin Valley Middle School!!!

by TVs did= April 18, 2019

locust Valley lockjaw

Affected tone of voice commonly heard in Locust Valley , New York by wealthy residents of the community. They speak
with little movement of their lower jaw.
Katherine Hepburn in a bad mood, or Jim Backus on Gilligans Island display some traits of this speech pattern.

Mimi, have you seen the keys to the Bently? I thought I might nip over to Piping for a spot of Golf.

by Jim January 24, 2004

Sioux Valley Caesar

alcoholic beverage native to Manitoba Canada, consists of the beer of your choice (Bud Lite for example) and Clamato juice. Great beverage on a hot summer day, or for the "hair of the dog" beverage to cure a hangover...

Hey Jimmy wanna get together after work and slam back a few Sioux Valley Caesars?

by prairiegirl July 17, 2009

Silicon Valley Spliff

Also known as an Elon Puff, it’s when someone smokes a weed pen and an e-cig at the same time.

Let’s hit a Silicon Valley Spliff before we head to the movies

by overheardmarinasf December 22, 2017

green valley high school

Literally the most fucking whack school in existence. The girls mostly consist of dirty white bitches who date niggas who try & act hard for popularity sake. Bitches here would do anything to stay relevant.

Also consists of autistic kids who beat their dick in the bathroom, a hall monitor that looks like a giant chode, a dean that looks like a fucking nazi, and school cop who rides a fucking bicycle around the campus.

No fucking cap though the history hallway is where it’s at. We have alcoholic teachers who stumble on their way into the door, and even a hot teacher who always needs to ‘talk’ to the varsity football kids for a good 10-15 minutes during class periods.

Oh mr mauro is in there too and he looks like the biggest chad you will ever fucking see. I shit you not. He’s one of the only teachers who’s g real.

Also the kids here try to sell you the most boof fucking carts & weed ever. Do NOT recommend.

Green Valley High School is a school of wannabe jailbirds.

by QuantumNeuro July 31, 2019

welsh valley middle school

7th grade welsh valley, 2019-2020. the girls claim that they arent vsco even though they wear everything that even signifies it. all of the popular girls play tons of sports, are rich, and super skinny. however, they complain about being fat and poor to their 1234 boyfriends. they call themselves whores when they find a boyfriend, which makes no sense since youre “committed” to only one person. a whore is a prostitute, okay? not you. all of the boys “flex” their ridiculous looking yeezys in which they sell on their instagram with approximately 14 followers. they wear vineyard vines shirts and vans, say the n word when they shouldnt, and all play lax and basketball. theyre uncultured and stupid; they dont worry about any girls feelings and are really jerks. everybody wants to know about your life, not because they care but because they want tea. teachers let you pee 5 times every three months. this sucks, the end.

welsh valley middle school is a bunch of uncultured rich jews.

by watermelonflavoredbacon September 8, 2019

Scrillacon Valley

Another term for Silicon Valley 'cept it includes the money grubbing part of it.

Bob: Where you goin' for the Caesar Chavez holiday?
Steve: I'm goin' to Scrillacon Valley so I can outsource my job to India.

by MistahTom September 6, 2005