ultimate woopage

An expression of being elated to full capacity.

'Oh my goodness! I'm seeing {Coldplay live! Ultimate woopage!'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

Ultimate Stingray

The individual Stingray that performed the death blow/sting to the Ultimate Steve Irwin. Some believe the crocs paid him to do it, a hit if you must.

That bloody Ultimate Stingray kicked his bloody ass!

by iamnokiller January 7, 2009

Ultimate Yellow Monday

A simple way to make the world a better place. Starting with beating the cliche of gloomy mondays... you know, going back to work, school, whatever. To do this, its as simple as wearing a yellow piece of clothing, to make mondays brighter.

Boy: why is everyone wearing yellow today?
Girl: uhmm hello!! today is Ultimate Yellow Monday

by cyclopz April 13, 2010

ultimate brosbee

(noun.) the act of playing ultimate frisbee while longboarding and slamming down natty lights. Its a well-known fact that longboarding and natural light define the bro lifestyle, and ultimate frisbee is basically the cherry on top of this brotastic outing with your boys.

ultimate brosbee Dude, you made a nice one handed snag during that righteous game of ultimate brosbee!

by the urbster September 16, 2010

Ultimate Taekwondon't Break

When you attempt to complete a 6 Brick break in front of your entire class of taekwondo students with the intent of showing off, fail the break miserably after 4 weak attempts then allow the tower of patio bricks to fall so that the impact to the ground can fracture the bricks and you aren't forced to make a 5th attempt with a hand that hurts almost as much as the dissapointment of your chubby wannabe fighter son who can do less push ups than bricks you can break.

Had the worst Ultimate Taekwondon't Break right after I opened my own Taekwondo school at the YWCA cuz my instructor thinks I'm a complete douche bag, then I tried to show off on camera with a sweet 6 brick demo break and fucked it up entirely barely breaking any. My hand hurts but I don't want everyone to laugh out loud at me and wonder why I even charge for this awful excuse for "self defense" and give my son another reason to sit on his fat lazy ass while everyone else works out.

by Phillip Tillman March 5, 2011

Ultimate Violation

A devious act that involves sneaking up from behind on an individual, slamming your hand with a downward force onto their shoulder while shoving your other hand far into their posterior region. When done with force and precision, this act can be friendship altering.

* Sneaking up is important for it throws the element of surprise into the overall act.

* Even more important is counteracting the victim's natural reaction of jumping or lifting up when an object penetrates their anus. By holding the victim down while administering your hand, you make the victim have to 'sit there and take it.'

Chris was a different man after he was given the ultimate violation.

by misterpantywaste May 10, 2011

the ultimate dis

putting ones nutsack on another persons face, while they may or may not be conscience

Jeff passed out early so he recieved the ultimate dis.

by ultimate dis October 24, 2009