Umptit

(adj)

A way of describing someone or something that is low effort and lazy.

"This essay is umptit, Jason, I know you could do a lot better"

by TheEtymologyNerd February 25, 2026

Umpqua County

An unofficial county in Oregon that unites the coastal part of Lane and Douglas counties. Florence would likely be the county seat if this were a real county.

I wish Umpqua County were a real county. Lane and Douglas counties having coastlines feel off.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Umpossible

When you think something is impossible, but you aren't sure if it's impossible, so you go ummmmm

Tristan: Zack went to jail for grooming? That's umpossible!???

by DumDaddy December 8, 2025

"Duece"umpthing.

A discreet way to tell someone you have to take a shit. Pronounced "do sssomething"

I know we have to leave right now but first I have to "Duece"umpthing.

by Riorancho's best October 27, 2009

First UMPression

When, upon meeting someone, you dislike them, pull out your UMP, and blow everyone in the room's heads off.

I met some douches at the pub last night, so I gave them a memorable first UMPression.

by Big Hairy Pendelum June 14, 2010

afl umpire

a cunt on an AFL field wearing ones team colours and not the others

Mate 1: Hey!, who is that cunt on the field giving free kicks to Richmond

Mate 2: That's an AFL umpire

by lashedwalnut979 August 4, 2018

Sexist Umpire

A last-resort term used desperately to insult a male who is defeating a female fairly and squarely in a debate or an argument. Popularized by tennis champion Serena Williams.

Carl: Ur mom gae.
Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!
Maria: Heyyyyyy... you're being a sexist umpire!!!
Crowd: Oof... shots fired
Carl: *retreats in order to salvage what dignity he has left*

by H3H3FupaLord October 12, 2018