Tuing

“Something Tua would do”

“When tuerz is tuing”

by TuerzGaming April 11, 2021

me cagüen tu mai

Is originally a Puerto Rican slang for Imma shit on your mother or I’ll shit on your mother. People use this as a bad joke or as an offensive way.

-Hey did you washed the dishes like I told you.
- Omg I forgot

-“Me cagüen tu mai” I told you like an hour ago.

Dude Me cagüen tu mai that was funny af.

by Alailakimmm April 24, 2021

dame tu culo

dame tu culo pls

moonjo need to dame tu culo

by seomoonjo July 28, 2022

dame tu culo

give me your ass in spanish

dame tu culo moonjo por favor

by seomoonjo July 28, 2022

Et tu brute?

Latin for "You too, Brutus?"
Used when Julius Caesar was stabbed by his best friend
An expression to be used if you've been betrayed or someone has told on you or framed you in a dirty way for example

Politician: (steps out of limo)
*Sniper rifle goes off*
Bodyguard pushes politician out of way
And shoot the sniper
Politician: thanks you saved my life
Politician walks past the bodyguard
Bodyguard stabs politican in back
Politician: " Et tu brute? "

I can't think of any other example than this

by Luvs2spewge August 1, 2022

Tu mera heerhoe

When this guy cannot stop talking about his gym workouts and the dead lifts almost everyday but he's also your boyfriend and you should be supportive

Over text
Him: Today i gotta sleep early babe. Did crazy workout yesterday and my god my body hurts so good all over. It's as good as breaking beds with you... No.. it's better. Ahahhaha...hah.. aahh..Anyway, goodnihgt 💪🏼

After two minutes of reading it...
Her: tu mera heerhoe

by tipsykretts13 June 21, 2022

Ba tu shka

Someone’s butt

It is a pain in my Ba tu shka

by GypsyJewlz September 12, 2022