trump

To completely fuck up, through sheer ignorance and ineptitude.

Did you hear how Jim completely trumped everything up? What a dumbass.

by people89635 April 2, 2021

Trump

the dude who played the orange man in Home Alone 2

*watching Home Alone 2*
guy 1: ew who’s that ugly ass piece of shit?
guy 2: thats trump

by yourbisexualneighbor November 1, 2020

trump

To achieve office via first-past-the-post, in defiance of the popular vote.

'Hell, no, we're not the most popular, but we can trump our way in.'

by anonymous January 8, 2021

Trump

Former 45th president of the United States. On November 7th, 74 million Americans voted to fire him and hire someone who actually has experience in the government.

January 20th, 2021
Biden: Trump, you're fired.

Trump: No, I won!
Biden: You lost by 50 electoral votes, AND you lost the popular vote.

Trump: No! I won in a landslide!
Biden: Just get him out of here
*Trump begins to kick and scream
*Kamala Harris begins to laugh

by Anonymousddddbdggh November 10, 2020

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by AssPunisher69 January 31, 2021

trump

The act of lying to someone to such a degree, that you're insisting that they overrule their eyes, ears, mind, memory, or any other sense they have, in deference to what you're saying.

Mike and Sally were having lunch, and a nice conversation. He suddenly trumped her, when he told her to ignore her eyes and what everyone else told her, and believe that his plain red t-shirt was actually blue, and capable of protecting them both from any disease known to man, as long as she sucked him off - because he told her so.

by aesirfan1963 November 13, 2020

Trump

A person who has chips everyday, doesnt bath, and who is generally just a massive hobo

Hollie - you're a trump
Blain - nah youre a trump, wheres me taxi I'm goin

by Holb November 23, 2020