Turtle Walk

The Turtle Walk is the awkward shuffle one makes as they move from the toilet (pre-wipe) to reach a distant object or move to a new location.

My iPod was sitting on the bed, so I had to turtle walk from the toilet.

by TheMysteriousB October 25, 2011

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Yeet yeet turtle wurtle

When you see a turtle “yeet yeet turtle wurtle!”

(In a park and you see a turtle) YEET YEET TURTLE WURTLE OVER THERE DADDY!

by Yeet yeet piggy wiggy November 16, 2017

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Trtle • turtle • turtle head • turtle necking • turtled • turtle shells • turtle dick • turtledove • turtle fuck • turtle time

turtleaddison

turtleaddison is a tiktok fanpage with more than one owner and has an amazing coloring

turtleaddison has an amazing coloring

by drapechars October 3, 2021

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shot at this title

a fight, rumble, brouhaha, etc.

person one: i'll see you in the parking lot
person two: you want a shot at this title?

by BucNasty May 3, 2004

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turtle head

when you have to poo and it is poking in and out of the anus

I really should go to the bathroom I have a turtle head poking!!!

by Blake0815 May 25, 2007

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A drinking "club" that U. S. Sailors from the USS Midway (CVA-41), around 1964-5, in a bar across from Ft. DeRussy in Honolulu, Hawaiia, used to try to get free drinks.

New initiates had to answer some seemingly off-color questions. The only question I can remember is shown below in the example.

We sailors would initiate a bar server, preferably a young female who could still blush, because of the number one rule for members. If asked publicly if one is a Turtle, the member MUST answer, "You bet your sweet ass I am!" Failure to do so would be penalized with having to buy all members present a drink.

Turtle Club Initiation question: "Name a four-lettered word for intercourse." Answer: Talk!

by Turtleclubsailor January 12, 2009

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