trout bum

A trout bum is a total failure who’s only concern is fly fishing.

Mom: get a job!
Trout bum: no way I’m gonna go hit the river!

by Trou god January 18, 2021

clown trousers

Like "clown shoes". Only more so

"Christ. Talk about fucking clown trousers"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

vagina trout

A man who, time and again, pulls his penis out of a woman's vagina before orgasm because he doesn't have the longevity to properly finish the job.

That little vagina trout hasn't ever stayed in a woman more than ten seconds.

by rearadmiral February 8, 2005

penis trout

A dude with a hella dick. This guy will hook all the ladies. Just one whiff of the penis trout will make any girl down for fish tacos and makin' love

Can have a positive or negative connotation

Dude: Bro, you got a penis trout, you're catching all the good ladies
Bro: 7 ladies in 7 nights
Dude: i wish i had a penis trout
Bro: its not for everyone

by What is this crap, bob? June 4, 2017

Trout sniffer

Someone who smells the inside a female's underwear

My boyfriend is such a trout sniffer he always smells my panties

by Ilovechuyg December 1, 2018

trouting

the act of sneaking up behind someone and moving your hand quickly back and forth between their knees, making the victim believe there is a fish between their legs.

The victim is at first overcome by confusion, which results generally in a high leaping motion followed by anger and rage once they realize what has happened.

person1: should I sneak up on joe and trout him?
person2: definately.
*sneak and trout*
joe: STOP TROUTING ME

by airstrike78 February 10, 2010

out like trout

Leaving quickly, as if in a hurry or because of an awkward situation.

Baller, when I got crunk at the party last night, I got in a fight with a beaner then one of his friends whipped out his steel, looking to shank some fools, and I was out like trout.

by Tom Grandsaert December 18, 2004