a trombone scone is what happens when zack armstrong goes for a swim lol i know because laura bell told me this during our hot steamy pillow fight last night
oh my god it was bearly there he was like a total trombone scone next time were gonna wait a ehile after he goes swimming that was just disapointing
by tehe zack you know February 6, 2005
Get the trombone sconemug. When a male or female is face deep in a males backside and proceeds to use there hand as somewhat of a trumpet.
(1)Tron: Yo dawg, what the hell was Martha doin to you last night when I walked in on you both"s.
Eddie: Givin my ass a good old Rusty Trombone Reach-around
(2) Dangle: Hey Abraham
Abraham: Ya Dangle
Dangle: How about you wake up and Rusty Trombone Reach-around my sexy self
Abraham- Go to sleep Dangle
Eddie: Givin my ass a good old Rusty Trombone Reach-around
(2) Dangle: Hey Abraham
Abraham: Ya Dangle
Dangle: How about you wake up and Rusty Trombone Reach-around my sexy self
Abraham- Go to sleep Dangle
by AwwwwYeeeeaaaaa June 29, 2011
Get the Rusty Trombone Reach-aroundmug. Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partner’s legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass
by Fishboy777 February 19, 2018
Get the upside down rusty trombonemug. A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.
by MooseCock24 May 20, 2009
Get the Second chair rusty trombonemug. Bro, my stomach was messed up from all those spicy tacos and I accidentally gave her a backblown trombone.
by Shotgun Johnny March 22, 2019
Get the Backblown Trombonemug. by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024
Get the Old Trombonemug. A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.
by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018
Get the Russian trombonemug.