Baseball Bat Treatment

Getting beat up by a baseball bat.

This is the warm weather version of the Hockey Stick Treatment.

Joey: Guess what happened today at the grocery shop where I work! I caught someone stealing!!
Xavier: Did he go to jail?
Joey: No, he got the baseball bat treatment!

by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023

wireless carpet treatment

using wireless signals from the government to steal private information from a person’s electronic devices

The wireless carpet treatment kept 99 percent of people with historical stature and wealth.

by Coop Dupe November 19, 2019

The "Respect the Pouch" Treatment

When a family member or loved one hugs you, which causes you to fart.

"The sudden inflation of my anus caused me to give Aunt Joe the "Respect the Pouch" treatment.

by Serious D August 12, 2015

Death Metal Treatment

Any kind of rough treatment. For example, shaking a baby

This guy gave me a wedgie so I gave him the Death Metal Treatment in return.

by YuOfTheNight December 7, 2019

Chris brown treatment

Well you just know don't you.
To give a female a battering for no good reason.

Officer: so what happened
Female: he gave me the Chris brown treatment

Officer: oh okay we understand

by Stella drinker May 25, 2019

Jackie Kennedy treatment

Mind blowing head in the back seat.

Hey shawty, I'm trying to get the Jackie Kennedy treatment, what you say?

by Xx2011ToyotaCamryxX May 25, 2023

cum whitening treatment

Using semen as toothpaste or as teeth whitening gel to whiten or strengthen teeth because semen contains calcium and zinc, both of which prevent tooth decay.

My dentist recommended that I try cum whitening treatment and was even kind enough to offer me some of his semen to use as toothpaste and as teeth whitening gel.

by cantbetheking November 22, 2013