Trumpost

Throwaway comment on the internet, usually on sensitive topics that the poster has not invested the necessary time, resources, or even just consideration in actually understanding.
Combines Trump, Post, and Compost.

"Why did he post that on Twitter? It's offensive to Mexicans and it makes him look like an idiot."
"Did you read it?"
"Yeah, I read it."
"Then the Trumpost did it's job. "

by AnonymousManToTheRescue March 12, 2017

true religion trapper

one of those people who come strapped head to toe with true religion, usually has Air Force 1’s, sells drugs or smokes on the regular...
-buzairi & mitch

Harris Dost and José Javier are true religion trappers.

by -the craig Mitchell April 14, 2019

trench cut

The trench cut is a standard military haircut from WW I to the present. It featured shaved sides and back of the troop's head and left a little on top. This was a fast cut to give and prevented vermin nests in most of the head in trenches

The troops received a Trench cut prior to deployment.

by I, Wreckerrr May 26, 2020

Trumpfuck

The unfortunate result of putting your trust in an inadequate, narcissistic, underqualified, over-selling, severely under-delivering, dangerous, self serving prick that you're left feeling unimpressed, disappointed, dissatisfied, ripped off and screwed over.

Wow, Mike Pence and the GOP got seriously Trumpfucked this Friday. Melania isn't alone in feeling that way!!!!

by Bob McCoy October 8, 2016

Trump Slump

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.

Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.

by Runner707 December 14, 2016

Trumpnado

Similar to a tornado in its destructiveness, but mushroom-shaped and usually resulting from a nuclear blast.

The golden hue in the sky with the white Trumpnado signaled the beginning of World War III.

by DaisukeDoki August 10, 2017

ticket-troll

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.

While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.

by jpg3 December 8, 2013