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Took your mom to the toilet!

A skater slang term coined on a special X-Games related episode of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It is used to describe something mind-blowing or amazing and was also used to replace the term "Off the Hook"
Skater 1: Dude!!! Did you see that guy do a 360 into the half pipe from that McDonalds bilboard?!?!
Skater 2: Fuck yeah! That took your mom to the Toilet!
Skater 1: the fuck you just say 'bout mah mommah?!
by Kris242 October 1, 2008
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Tookish

Bilbo was feeling decidedly Tookish.
by Lord of the Rings Read/Watcher December 30, 2011
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took him to france

A ménage à trois arrangement (ménage à trois literally translates from french as 'a household of three' and is used mostly to mean a threesome, thus the slang term) in which two individuals, (generally females)in cahoots with one another, get together and fuck another, usually unsuspecting male.

Often, but not exclusively, this is done at birthday parties, especially an 18th birthday party (or whenever the person being taken to france reaches the local age of consent).

Most commonly this is done by 2 girlfriends who want to do something extra-nice for a guy friend.
"My girl Deebo and I took him to france for his birthday. I wonder what he's tellin his friends about the trip. LMFAO"
by whiplash girlchild December 13, 2008
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Tooga

noun: means "Typical Office-Organized GAthering". Typified by drunken coworkers wandering around, attempting to complete mission critical work while drunk, and casual sex in copy rooms and other out-of-the-way places.
"Bro! Did you see the pictures from the Tooga Bree organized for us Thursday? Ian was passed out drunk face down on the fake palm tree!"
by Jonny Dirtrocker August 25, 2009
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Took His Talents To South Beach

To be a lying, back-stabbing, whiney traitor(see Lebron James)
Guy# 1 - Wow, Joe really sold us out and fucked us but good!
Guy# 2 - Yeah, he sure took his talents to South Beach!
by auburned June 16, 2011
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Took My Cookies

(APPLIES FOR ALL GENDERS AND PRONOUNS FOR PEOPLE) Taking someone's cookies is an innuendo for taking their virginity in a way that also has them head over heels for you. Can also be used for just taking ones virginity. (also normally happens after smoking weed with said person)
Guy #1 : Yo man where were you at all night?
Guy #2 : I was At Jennifer's place, we blazed it up and then she spent the whole night and took my cookies before i fell asleep over there.
Guy #1 : damn man she done took your cookies and you haven't stopped talking about it since.
by xXSnowScarletWolfXx November 1, 2017
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Tooker

Damn, Ali has a nice tooker.
by rcpalmer3 October 1, 2018
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