tighty whiteys

The tight stlyle of underwear worn by cool kids. They come in many different patterns and colors. It is tight because they have elastic around the legholes and waistband. Unfortunately they are more embarrasing to be seen in public with because they dont have extensions down the legs, it just stops at the top. The people who wear them, such as myself, are the usual targets for wedgies, which is where one of more people take the back of someones tighty whiteys and pull up as hard as they can. Sometimes over the head, or sometimes they get hung on something. Tighty Whiteys are cool.

I am 13 and I was getting changed for gym. When i took off my shirt I got pantsed and I was standing there in these dinosaur tighty whiteys. Then they took me outside and pushed me into the girls locker room. Then when the girls got in they gave me a huge hanging wedgie inbetween the lockers. How they did this was they went inbetween a row of lockers took the front of my undees and hooked it onto a top locker on one side of the row, then they took the back of my undees and hooked it onto a top locker on the other side of the row. So I was suspended about 3 feet in the air by these dinosaur tighty whiteys. Then they left me there for the rest of the gym class, and when they got back they still wouldnt let me down for another fifteen minutes. Eventally the janitor came in and let me down. Then I had to walk across the school in these dinosaur tighty whiteys to the office to call my mom and tell her to bring me some clothes.

by elmer the great January 31, 2007

tighty whities

White briefs that are supposedly tighter than other briefs and are mainly for "little kids". Many teenagers these days wear boxers or boxer-briefs instead of briefs (or tighty whities) because they think if they wear tighty whities they will be made fun of since they wore it when they were younger and it is supposedly for little kids. Why it's only for little kids and that every guy can't wear them, I'm not sure. However, they do offer more comfort and can hide something that boys don't usually want seen.

One kid in a class of 15 boys wears tighty whities. He goes to school and is seen wearing these. He is laughed at because many people think it's too babyish.

by Danny McCann July 19, 2007

tight

one who has their "shit" together. something that's working perfectly or is very well done.

man she's tight! or... that's one tight peice of work, well done.

by lj August 20, 2003

Tight Shirt

Someone who wears very tight shirts

"Hey tight shirt!"

by cousin of a tight-shirter March 23, 2009

Tight Wad

A Tight Wad is someone who is very cheap and will not spend much money on anything. They are always looking for a deal and to screw someone out of money.

"Wow, Reiner took me out on my first date to a Red Lobster with a 2 for 1 Coupon. What a Tight Wad."

by Kim Possibly October 27, 2013

tighty whities

Tighty whities is what I wear ( I'm 14 ) they are close fitting underpants that are comfrarable and supportive they are so good for if you pop a boner in gym class

But at lunch everyone pantsd you and then give you a wedgie. They did this last week and I got a boner all the girls in my year saw and one of them pulled my tighty whigties down

Everyone was staring at my boner !!

I was wearing bright green and orange briefs today someone shouted " hey are you still wearing them tighty whities !"

No I said

"Prove it , sag to prove it
I said no so everyone pulled down my pants and saw my flurocent green and orange briefs they Tied me up behind the school and wedged me over and over again

Eventually I needed to go to the toilet

When I pleaded with them to let me go they the took my undies and I was left naked I then peed myself

by Alligator 123456789 April 2, 2016

tights warden

A guy with a tights fetish who asks you to put tights on and go on webcam

Davro: Show your ass in tights

Me: No way, you damn tights warden

by sazzabaps July 30, 2009