by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011
by Bunniboo333 February 20, 2022
A laggy toaster, is the laggyest, most uncontrollable device ever. If you have a laggy toaster then you better either uphold the name or get a new toaster. A laggy toaster can be the most prestigious name or the least presteigious.
You have a Laggy Toaster.
by Rachelier August 13, 2017
In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.
More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.
At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.
This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.
At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.
This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.
Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.
Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.
by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017
A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster
Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again”
by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022
(noun); 1.Someone who you probably used to consider a good friend, but later turned on you; 2.Mimic'er/wannabe of someone that they should've forgotten about long ago.
def1.
person1: "I used to like that Toaster."
person2: "Keywords: used to."
def2.
"Who is that?"
"Toaster."
"Oh, I thought it was NefaRiouS."
"lol."
person1: "I used to like that Toaster."
person2: "Keywords: used to."
def2.
"Who is that?"
"Toaster."
"Oh, I thought it was NefaRiouS."
"lol."
by see`underscore`aych December 11, 2008